by Tom Hallett
Greetings, ‘Dial-heads, curious looky-loos, and snoopy guys wearing wing-tips and shades. It’s Thanksgiving time again, and you know what that means around here: I rant on and on for at least a couple hundred words about how rotten it was for the white man to steal the Indian’s land, kill his families, and slaughter all the beefaloes, and how we really shouldn’t make a national holiday out of that horrible catastrophe. However, since it’s a new century and we’re busy fucking over all kinds of other people across the planet, I think we’ll forgo the usual indignant (and generally ineffective) thrashes, snarls, ashes, and sack cloth and indulge in a mellower, and perhaps, more rewarding celebration.
QUOTE OF THE WEEK: “I think music is the main interest of the younger
people. It doesn't really matter about the older people now because they're finished
anyway. There's still going to be years and years of having all these old fools
who are governing us and bombing us and doin' all that because, you know, it's
always them. I don't expect to see the world in a perfect state of bliss—you
know, like 100 percent. But it doesn't matter. It's on the way now.”
— George Harrison
SONG OF THE WEEK: “Do You Realize?” — The Flaming
Lips
RIP: Wu-Tang Clan co-founder Old Dirty Bastard, age 35, of a possible heart
attack, and musician/songwriter/producer Terry Melcher (The Byrds, The Beach Boys,
Gram Parsons), age 62, of cancer.
We can still call it Thanksgiving—hell, we can still gorge ourselves on
pounds and pounds of unnecessary, fatty foods, watch idiotic football games
all day, drink ourselves into a stupor (or at least into a good rage over shit
family members did to us 14 years ago), and wake up feeling like crap for work
the next day. Many of us do this on a regular basis anyway, no holidays required,
thank you very much. But let’s drop the phony, outdated line of bullshit
about us breaking bread with the honorable Red Man, and thanking his people
and our own version of God for helping us in our first years here at the colony,
huh?
Be honest—give thanks that you’re an overfed, over-stimulated, over-sexed,
over-achieving, over-privileged American who, despite losing a large portion
of your rights and freedoms over the past several years, is still light years
ahead of the average world citizen in terms of possibilities and opportunities.
So give the old holiday spirit a big kick in the ass this year—make the
most of it! Don’t be shy, now.
Me, I’m stayin’ home with a new album (the one I’m reviewing
this week), a DVD copy of Iggy & The Stooges Live in Detroit, and
a six-pack of brew. OK, a couple of cases, sheesh. With several thousand L-Tryptophane-saturated,
liquor-soaked fellow Americans wandering the streets this weekend, methinks
it safer to hang here at the crib with my stereo. I’ll venture out Sunday
afternoon and soak up the cool, quiet, non-holiday tainted air. Ahh. And so,
without further ado, pass me the mashed potatoes and let’s check out what’s
on the menu for this year’s Rock ‘n’ Roll Dessert ...
Paul Westerberg
Folker
(Vagrant Records, 2004)
“You don’t sing for children/Or their parents in the night time
in a bar/You sing for yourself/You stand up for nothing/As far as I can tell
...” So goes the first lines of the title track from former Replacements
frontman Paul Westerberg’s latest self-played, basement-recorded album,
Folker. Like his past few releases, which have been crafted pretty much
the same way, this record is a giddy mish-mash of disheveled pop mastery, silly,
over-the-top wordplay, and intimate, heart-breaking confessionals.
Westerberg
has always been a bit of an enigma; The brash, bibulous bar-bomber with the
‘Mats through the ‘80s; The gasping, grasping, emerging solo performer
of the early ‘90s; The clean, sober, curmudgeonly misanthrope of the latter
part of the last decade; The reborn (as two characters—Paul and Grandpa
Boy), triumphant rock ‘n’ roll survivor of the past few years; The
recent, ordinary, fortysomething family guy down the block who’s finally
reached a point in his life where he has more in common with the majority of
his listeners than a debauched history of hanging out in dim, smelly nightclubs
playing/listening to cool indie music.
Which begs the question: Is Paul singing about himself in the song “Folk
Star”? Chiding himself for his own perceived self-interest over the years?
Or is he calling on the carpet the gaggles of phony, coffee-shop folkies across
the country who jump on any protest wagon that rolls through town solely for
the money and/or glory? Let’s just examine the lines I quoted above: “You
don’t sing for children ...” Well, I’m sure Paul sings for
his son (whose birth has inspired, or unearthed, a side of Paul that’s
only made his keen lyrical understanding of the universal human condition that
much more sharp and focused) around the house, but I have a hard time imagining
ol’ Grandpa Boy doing a children’s album along the lines of, say,
Paul Simon or Sting. (Not that he couldn’t if he wanted to, but I hope
he doesn’t) So that one’s ambiguous, at best.
“... Or their parents in the night time in a bar ...” Hmm. That’s
not true. Can’t be about him. Paul’s been singing in bars more over
the past 10 months than he has in the past 10 years. Hell, even when he plays
at theaters or record stores, a good portion of his audience (OK, me, anyway)
is either on something or looking forward to drinks after the gig, and many
of the others have had to clean up or die. And it’s common knowledge that
he has a little nip himself now and again these days, anyway, so that one doesn’t
apply. “You sing for yourself ...” Well, that much is probably true,
but Paul would surely be the first to admit it. The point is, he’s the
kind of artist who sings for himself but has to have an audience. Thankfully.
And that brings us to the last line. “You stand up for nothing/As far
as I can tell ...” Well, far be it from me to judge Paul or anybody else
on what they do or don’t stand up for, but I will say, for my part, that
I’ve always felt that Paul—whether he meant to or not—was
standing up for the heartbroken, the outcasts, the freaks, losers, junkies,
drunkies, misfits, and misanthropes among us. And that includes myself. So there
we go—the answer is not really. Paul’s not really singing about
himself in the song “Folk Star,” anymore than he was singing about
himself in “Unsatisfied” (written for his fellow band members in
the ‘Mats after he heard them complaining), “Androgynous,”
or the more recent “Crackle And Drag” (about the suicide of poet
Sylvia Plath).
I think the case here (as with most singer/songwriters) is that some of the
songs are inspired by, or written with, others in mind, but in the end they
come from an inner well of inspiration that’s all Paul. Because no matter
what you may think of Mr. Westerberg, he’s always been an honest song
writer who’s laid bare his soul time and again, win or lose, usually for
the betterment of those who cared to listen. So yeah, in a way the songs are
about himself, but they’re just as much about you, and me, and Tommy Stinson,
and the whiny girl playing guitar at the coffee shop down the street, and your
brother who’s just started drinking again after being sober for 20 years,
and your cousin who’s shipping out to Iraq next month, and your niece
or nephew who just started their first year at the U and called you all excited
after hearing a Replacements song on Radio K. It’s universal, baby, that’s
why it’s so good.
That’s not to say that there aren’t some highly personal songs on
Folker—because there most certainly are—but even those have
themes most of us can identify with. What I’m trying to get across here
is that sometimes it’s good to just enjoy a song because of the way it
makes you feel—and if you happen to identify with a line or two—or
the whole thing—well, don’t that just beat a warm bowl of fuck,
anyway? Paul’s not trying to be ‘60s-era Bob Dylan here, kids. He’s
not trying to capture the attention of a new generation. He’s not looking
for a stupid record deal from a stupid major label. He’s not trying to
impress the folks running the Clear Channel radio stations across America. He’s
just tossing off some great songs with some killer lines.
And there are some tasty lines on this album, fret not. In the opening track
(one of those silly ones I mentioned, which may or may not be a goof on a deal
gone awry that Paul had to write a song for a famous chain of stores), “Jingle,”
Paul kicks things off by off intoning, “Buy it now, buy it now, buy it
now/This is my single/Everybody really oughta have one ...” Wacky lead
guitar riffs punctuate sloppy acoustic strummin’, and the whole mess ends
with him winking, “Don’t tell Ringo ...”
See? It’s just fun. He could throw in “shingles” or “Pringles”
or “Dingos” (and I think he does) and it wouldn’t really matter.
Not a whole lot to pick apart and psycho-analyze here, folks. Just straight
up, good-time rock ‘n’ roll. Another great set of tongue-in-cheek,
happy-go-lucky lyrics come along in the tune “Gun Shy”: “Pet
rock, I’m a stopped clock/I’m a yellow snake in a can/I’m
a farm hand/I’m a charmed foot/I’m a jackrabbit, rock star, fruit
jar, fuck you!” It’s really just Paul’s way of saying, “A-wop-bop-a-lula,
a wop bam boom,” you know? Who put the ram in the rama-a-lama-ding-dong?
Who cares? It rocks!
“Now I Wonder” has caused a bit of a furor among “serious”
Westerberg students with the line, “Vices of the parents/Soon reveal themselves
in the sickness of the child ...” because, apparently, people think Paul
is blaming his partying years for some health problems his son may or may not
have experienced at birth. Can I just interject here? YAWN! The kid’s
happy and healthy now, and frankly, it’s nobody’s business what
Paul does or doesn’t feel guilty about. Christ, it’s a beautiful
song, one that strikes me as written from the point of view of an older, wiser,
person who perhaps has learned some hard lessons from the life he’s lived
over the years, and is just happy to have survived with a little love left around
him: “And we get down on our knees,” he howls, “... and we
don’t care who sees/And to hell with them who laugh ...” He goes
on to question whether he’s even worthy yet of those rewards: “Makes
me wonder when I’ll be there ...” Righteous.
“My Dad” is, without a doubt, the most direct and emotional track
on this release. A buoyant, uplifting pastiche of personal recollections, hazy
memories and funny asides (“He’s still got some ointment/From when
my sister had that rash ...”) about his recently departed father, the
tune is another of those “Universal” numbers Paul’s so adept
at writing, made all the more poignant by the fact that the two came to some
kind of mutual understanding shortly before the elder Westerberg passed on.
Paul’s always written these kind of songs, half uplifting, half melancholic
(from “Here Comes A Regular” to “A Wonderful Lie” right
through to “Good Day”), but for my money, this one took the most
guts to write and release to the public.
Other stand-out tracks here include “Lookin’ Up In Heaven,”
a self-explanatory, tragic ballad that stands alongside “Skyway,”
“Sadly Beautiful” and “Angels Walk” as one of Paul’s
spine-tingling best—and features, for the first time in my recollection,
the author speaking, not singing, in all seriousness, the words “I love
you” out loud, on an album. “The years go by/My how I have grown,”
he nearly weeps, and man, does that hit home, especially on this collection.
This song also eases in on a traumatic acoustic riff that brings to mind Gordon
Lightfoot’s “If You Could Read My Mind,” which is a song Paul’s
said he loved so much he might want it played at his funeral. Destined for a
future “Best Of” package, no doubt. (Volume One of the best of Paul’s
solo work is under way now)
“Anyway’s All Right,” another melancholy track, finds our
protagonist crooning about the trials and tribulations of non-traditional love
affairs (“Cause anyway’s all right/On a now or never night ...”),
“As Far As I Know” is a joyful, ringing ode to modern romance, (“I’m
in love with someone that doesn’t exist/Keep lookin’ for them everywhere
I go ...”), and “How Can You Like Him?” (which kicks off with
the line “Come feel me tremble,” the title of one of his more recent
albums), an unkempt little warbler that’s both self-indulgent (“You
can’t go anywhere without me by your side ...”) and humble (“Bring
a thimble/And I’ll pour my thoughts out ...”) at once. Classic Westerberg,
in other words.
So is Folker a perfect Paul Westerberg album? Come on, even casual listeners
know there’s no such thing, nor would fans (at least not this one) want
there to be. Like Neil Young, Lucinda Williams, Vic Chesnutt or Will Oldham,
a big part of the thrill of listening to Paul’s music comes from the fact
that, while he’s undoubtedly a musical/songwriting genius, he’s
a gleefully flawed one and proud of it.
There are a few clunkers among this batch, but even those hold a certain terrible
charm. Take “$100 Groom,” for example: Though it’s got a snappy
back beat, Paul’s trademark moan, and the requisite little hook, it’s
chock full of idiotic, irritating rhymes and couplets (“... she was one/that
I liked best/couldn’t believe/her two buck dress ...,” “...
I’m your hundred dollar groom/I promise not to leave the room/Even if
I’ve gotta vomit ...” “... she spent all of my cash/I broke
out in a rash ...”). Need I say more? I think Paul just throws these numbers
in to see if anybody besides his rabid fans are really, truly listening to his
records. (Raising hand) Here! Hi, little buddy! I’m listening!
Likewise, “23 Years Ago” has a lot of potential (a ghostly Paul
speaking from Mount Indie Rock to the young whipper-snappers coming up behind
him), but drags musically and, at over five minutes, simply takes too damn long
to get to the point. (The last line is, “wondering if it would end, would
end, would end,” and by this time, you are too.) Those are the lowest
of low points, though, on an album that, if released by just about anybody else,
would be considered a career highlight. For a reluctant genius like Paul, though,
it’s merely a decent batch of tunes—and a few really, really, good
ones—to add to his excellent back catalog. Bottom line—a must-have
for fans, a good rock album for the general listener, and another handful of
kick-ass songs in the can for Mr. Westerberg. Tasty. I think I’ll have
seconds ...
That does it for me this time ‘round, gang. Have a safe and happy holiday
week. Tune in again to this space next time for more of the same. Until we meet
again—make yer own damn news. ||
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