| 'Round the Dial |
by Tom Hallet |
Quote of the Week: Im very misunderstood, you know.
Its the price I have to pay. Beethoven and Michelangelo were misunderstood in their
time, too. Marvin Gaye
Song of the Week: Misunderstood by Wilco
Weve all had the experience. You hear a tune with lyrics that arent quite
clear, whether its a production problem, a slurred, stoned singer, or a performer
who deliberately muffles his/her utterances. When I was a kid, I thought Dolly Parton was
singing Don, Don, the butterfly about some winged creature named Don, in the
song Love Is Like A Butterfly. Yep, I felt pretty stupid when I saw the title
written out on a 45 in the local record bin. Not that finding out the real words made the
song any less irritating, but it was a relief to find that my mothers country music
heroine hadnt discovered acid and begun penning paeans to bugs.
My good friend Gary swore for years that Gerry Rafferty intoned the
nonsensical line, he opens the door/hes got that muck on his face in the
song Baker Street, when the actual lyric is he opens the door/hes
got that LOOK on his face. Silly, I know, but he actually prefers to think of it
that way. Another infamous ear-snafu he went through most of his teenage years defending
was the line he heard as, Im not talkin bout the linen and I
dont wanna change your life from the 1976 England Dan & John Ford Coley
hit Id Really Love To See You Tonight. After many late-night sessions on
the topic, I finally convinced him that the real lyric is Im not talkin
bout movin in but not before he had me equally convinced that the
linen would work just as well. After all, if you arent up to discussing what
kind of linen you both want; its probably not a good idea to move in, right?
Author Gavin Edwards went beyond the boundaries of bad taste with his
increasingly moronic books on the subject, as their titles prove: Scuse Me While I
Kiss This Guy, Hes Got The Whole World In His Pants and When A Man Loves A Walnut.
Yeesh. The books became so insulting (with lines like Its a hard egg
replacing Bonnie Tylers Its a heartache, it was obvious the guy
was making the stuff up) that one reviewer was moved to write money spent on this
book would be better invested in toilet paper. I decided to quiz some of our beloved
local musicians and find out if they had any better (or at least more realistic) examples
of MEIS (Musical Ear Infuction Syndrome). This weeks first offering arrived via
email from quirky singer/songwriter Mike Merz, formerly of Pimentos for Gus, now a
veritable institution on the scene with his band The Can O Worms and solo work. Mike
wrote:
My favorite misheard lyric is the person who thought KISS was
singing I wanna rock and roll all night/And part of every day [for the
KISS-impaired segment of our readership, the actual word is party] thus
illuminating the boys as not only festive, but prudent as well. Heaven knows one
mustnt rock and roll the whole day, as you have to rest sometime. Of course, many
people have thought that in one of my songs Im singing, No such thing as
Saturday, when of course its actually No such thing as the Tasaday
So it goes.
Our second contribution comes to us courtesy of Rich Mattson, sound guy
at The Turf, rabid music fan, and producer/engineer/singer/guitarist for the Glenrustles
and Ol Yeller:
All through high school I played in cover bands. Oftentimes, I
would tape songs off the radio for myself to learn. Id sit there with pen and paper,
dutifully writing down the lyrics after figuring out the chords. There was this kickass
song by Robert Plant, off his first solo album, that (I thought) went something like this:
Well, through a window by a band doorway/She sharin chances with my
love/Jumped up from ending up a romance/How could I fall without a show/No don go
who in round my feelings.
I sent Rich the actual lyrics to the song, (which I had to locate on
the web, since I heard about the same thing he had when I played it, and mealy-mouthed
Robert Plant hadnt bothered to include any for the song, Burning Down One
Side, in his 1982 LP Pictures At Eleven.) and though he was genuinely surprised to
see them, they didnt move him anymore than Dolly Partons did me back in the
day: Slipped through a window by the back door/Caught short in transit with my
love/Jumped up, fell back, cut off from romance/How could I fall without a shove/Tip-toed
like thunder on my feelings.
Mattsons stoic reply: I couldnt remember the title to
that gem, but we did it, and I remembered my retarded lyrics, and still do. No one ever
noticed. [The real words] make about as much sense as my version, dont you
think? Perhaps, like Rich and my friend Gary believe, were better off with our
own interpretations of the sometimes downright idiotic rock poetry were exposed to.
Fist-waving casual KISS fans who go around embarrassing themselves singing the wrong words
are no worse than fist-waving Gwar fans who sing the right ones. I mean, the guitars
(courtesy of one Robbie Blunt) on that Plant tune are pretty killer, and Mattsons
word-jumble certainly doesnt cause it to lose anything substantial in meaning, does
it? Maybe next time Ill leave the misinformed happily wallowing in their personal
version of whatever wacky classic they happen to dig. Or maybe not...
Local Tidbits: Be sure and catch three kick-ass shows in a row this
weekend at The Turf Club Thursday, Frances Gumm opens for Giljunko and Monuments Of
Leisure, Friday, Dillinger 4 make their first triumphant post-tour Twin Cities appearance,
and Saturday brings good ol Slim Dunlap back to the stage. Sunday night, The
Drive-by Truckers bring their good timin, shit-kickin stage show to the 400
Bar. Whats in my CD player right now: Advance copies of Dan Israels excellent
solo effort, Dan Who?, the Mike Merz Tribute Album (more about that soon!), which features
loads of great artists saluting the songs of the Merz-meister, and Jake Wisti & The
Centurions killer upcoming album, We Will Destroy U. Excellent tunes, keep your eyes
peeled to this here space for record release dates and parties. Until next time
make yer own damn news.
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